That’s A Big Beaver

It’s Tuesday. Could it be? I think it is… yes folks, we have yet another wild beaver sighting! And while many of these legendary beaver encounters seem to originate up north in Canada, this one is proudly homegrown right here in the good ol’ U.S.A.

One of my readers, Richard, stumbled across Big Beaver Storage in Council Bluffs, Iowa, while innocently heading out for breakfast. Imagine trying to enjoy your bacon and eggs when suddenly—BAM—there’s a giant beaver staring you right in the face.

Over the years, readers have sent me countless beaver sightings, and I’ve started noticing a trend: many of these beavers are BIG. Like… suspiciously big. Which naturally raises the age-old question: is a BIG beaver better than a small beaver? Well, I suppose that depends entirely on your storage needs.

Possible slogan: “We’ll hold your junk longer than your last relationship.”

-keep

The wife and I were on our way to a diner in Council Bluffs, Iowa for breakfast when we spotted a beaver in the wild. Everyone loves a big beaver, right?

Richard

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