Lambo Boato

It’s Friday! The sand—the sun—the beach! One of my readers recently spotted this Lamborghini-style jet boat out in the wild while spending some time down in Florida. You can actually take it out for a spin on the water, but it’ll cost you a cool $500 for just 30 minutes behind the wheel. It’s definitely a slick ride—but at that price, I think I’ll stick to admiring it from the dock! Take a look at the gallery below for a few more photos of this wet-and-wild Lambo.

Here in Illinois it’s not exactly beach weather, but we should see temps in the low 70s today and again early next week. For early March, I’m definitely not complaining!

Along with the Lambo boat, I’ve also got double babes and double jokes lined up to help wrap up the week on a high note. Enjoy!

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Keep – not exactly ‘automotive goodness’, but on a recent trip to Florida we came across this little fellow on the beach. They said it was a Lamborghini Jet Car. I’ve heard of these before but I’d never seen one. Not sure it’s really a Lamborghini, but i guess they got the approval to use the name. Not a cheap ride either – about $500 to rent it for 30 mins!

Thanks for keeping the site going — been following since the midi days!

Mike

Corvette ZR1X

It’s Thursday. Hot damn tamale, baby! The 2026 Chevrolet Corvette ZR1X is the fiercest Corvette yet—an electrified hybrid supercar that pushes the American sports car into true hypercar territory. It pairs a 5.5-liter twin-turbo V8 with an upgraded electric front motor for an eye-watering 1,250 total horsepower and all-wheel drive, delivering blistering acceleration (well under 2 seconds to 60 mph and quarter-mile times in the 8–9 second range) that rivals far more expensive exotics. Beyond raw speed, the ZR1X blends advanced aero, carbon-ceramic brakes, and refined chassis tech with a refreshed digital cockpit, making it both a record-shattering performer and a surprisingly usable daily driver.

For a deep-dive, nitty-gritty review of the Corvette ZR1X, be sure to check out Doug DeMuro’s video featured today.

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My favorite part comes just after the 25 minute mark when Doug reacts to punching the accelerator.

Hail to the king, baby!

It’s Wednesday. Bruce Campbell has built one of the most beloved cult careers in Hollywood by basically turning cheesy bravado into an art form. He first made his mark as Ash Williams in The Evil Dead, a low-budget horror flick that exploded into a cult phenomenon and spawned sequels like Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness. Over the years, he’s popped up everywhere from TV’s Xena: Warrior Princess to blockbuster superhero films directed by Sam Raimi, always bringing that unmistakable smirk. Campbell’s willingness to parody his own image cemented his status as a cult icon who’s in on the joke and proud of it.

Recently, Bruce shared news that he has been diagnosed with a form of cancer that he described as “treatable” but not “curable,” posting the update on social media to inform fans directly. He plans to step back from upcoming appearances and focus on treatment through the summer. He seems optimistic about his health and hopes to return this fall to promote his new film Ernie & Emma.

Groovy.

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