It’s Tuesday. Looks like we’ve got another beaver sighting, folks—and this one didn’t just wander in from the woods. A sharp-eyed reader sent this beauty along, clearly someone who knows a quality beaver when he sees one. Not only is it rocking a surprisingly fashionable look, it’s also dropping some borderline-unhinged life advice like it’s been around the block a few times. Cute? Sure. Innocent woodland creature? Absolutely not.

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Hey Keep, Got a kick out of this t-shirt, Thought you might like it for your site.

J

It’s Monday. Wow. History was made Saturday night as the Chicago Bears defeated the Green Bay Packers in a playoff game for the first time since Franklin D. Roosevelt was in the White House. Chicago erased a late 18-point deficit to stun its longtime rival in a wild-card showdown at Soldier Field, securing its first postseason victory in the NFL’s oldest rivalry since December 1941—just days after the attack on Pearl Harbor.

For much of the night, it appeared the drought would continue. The Bears trailed 21–3 at halftime and still faced a daunting 27–16 deficit with less than seven minutes remaining in the fourth quarter. That’s when quarterback Caleb Williams suddenly came to life. He led back-to-back touchdown drives, aided by a missed Green Bay field goal in between, to give Chicago a late lead.

The Packers had one final chance to respond but the Chicago’s defense held firm, forcing an incompletion on the Packer’s final pass to seal a 31–27 victory. Once again the Bears come from behind to steal the win. The result is all that really matters—but it’d be nice if the Bears didn’t spike everyone’s blood pressure in the final minutes every damn week!

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Can they keep the drive alive? We shall see next weekend.

It’s Friday! Here in Illinois, winter has once again settled into its usual routine. Several days go by with temperatures above freezing, and the next we’re shoved right back below it, as if Mother Nature herself is reminding us who is in control. Up, down, repeat. Sprinkle in the horrid white stuff for good measure, crank up a stiff wind, and congratulations—you’ve got the full Illinois winter experience.

As for the Bears, Saturday night’s Wild Card matchup against the Packers feels like a crossroads. If they lose, that’s the end of the line. It’s been a great season, no doubt, but this still doesn’t feel like a Super Bowl caliber team. And even if they do manage to knock off Green Bay, I’m not convinced the ride goes much further. I hope I’m wrong, but…

Alright, time to wrap this up. I’ve got another new amateur photo to share with all of you. This will be her third appearance on the site, and I think I can safely speak for everyone when I say—keep ’em coming! Plus, there are double babes and double jokes on deck, so settle in and enjoy.

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Keep, Outdoor shot of her ass. -Anonymous