The Joke of the Day!

A man shuffles into the emergency room with a black eye, a broken arm, and a bad limp. The doctor asks, “What happened to you?”

The man replies, “Well, my wife and I just retired, and we decided we should take up a hobby together. We figured we’d give golf a try.”
The doctor asks, “So… were you hit by a golf cart?”

“No,” the man says. “We both teed off on the first hole, but our shots went way off course and landed in a farmer’s field next to the golf course. I climbed over the fence to look for the balls and was met by a very angry farmer.”

“Did the farmer beat you up?” the doctor asks.

“No,” says the man. “He told me one of our golf balls had hit one of his cows. Then he lifted the cow’s tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball lodged right up its backside.”

The doctor looks puzzled. “Did the cow kick you?”

“No,” the man replies. “I held the tail up a little higher, saw that the ball had my wife’s markings on it, and called out, ‘Hey, honey… this one looks like yours!’ That’s the last thing I remember.”

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A lonely frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and ask what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog is thrilled. He says, “This is fantastic! Will I meet her at a party?”

“No,” says the psychic. “In biology class.”

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I went out dressed as a chicken last night and met a girl who was dressed like an egg.

One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered:

It was the chicken.