It’s Wednesday. Believe it or not, it looks like we have yet another beaver sighting. The Great Canadian Beaver Toss is one of those events where every sentence sounds dirty, even when everyone insists it’s completely innocent. Competitors spend all day comparing the size of their beavers, debating the best technique for handling their beaver, and bragging about how far they’ve managed to launch their beaver. Veterans will tell you that success isn’t about strength—it’s all in the wrist action and proper beaver control. Spectators gather around to watch grown adults grip their beavers tightly, give a few practice pumps, and then send them soaring while the crowd cheers wildly. By the end of the day, everyone’s exhausted, their beavers are covered in dirt, and somebody is proudly holding a trophy for having the most impressive beaver toss in all of Canada.
And if that wasn’t enough, there are apparently official rules. No rough handling of your beaver before the toss. Keep a firm but comfortable grip. Don’t interfere with another person’s beaver. And under no circumstances should you attempt to toss someone else’s beaver without permission. It’s the kind of wholesome family fun that somehow manages to sound like a bachelor party every time it’s mentioned on the radio.
-keep
Hey Keep, up here we have the Great Canadian Beaver Toss. Sounds like fun Cheers! -DC
Beaver Toss!
It’s Wednesday. Believe it or not, it looks like we have yet another beaver sighting. The Great Canadian Beaver Toss is one of those events where every sentence sounds dirty, even when everyone insists it’s completely innocent. Competitors spend all day comparing the size of their beavers, debating the best technique for handling their beaver, and bragging about how far they’ve managed to launch their beaver. Veterans will tell you that success isn’t about strength—it’s all in the wrist action and proper beaver control. Spectators gather around to watch grown adults grip their beavers tightly, give a few practice pumps, and then send them soaring while the crowd cheers wildly. By the end of the day, everyone’s exhausted, their beavers are covered in dirt, and somebody is proudly holding a trophy for having the most impressive beaver toss in all of Canada.
And if that wasn’t enough, there are apparently official rules. No rough handling of your beaver before the toss. Keep a firm but comfortable grip. Don’t interfere with another person’s beaver. And under no circumstances should you attempt to toss someone else’s beaver without permission. It’s the kind of wholesome family fun that somehow manages to sound like a bachelor party every time it’s mentioned on the radio.
-keep
Hey Keep, up here we have the Great Canadian Beaver Toss. Sounds like fun Cheers! -DC