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It’s Wednesday. A friend of mine sent in this photo featured today. Wilsford Cum Lake is the kind of place that causes every grown adult to instantly revert to a 13-year-old. You can just imagine the local tourism board desperately trying to promote the area’s scenic beauty while visitors are too busy giggling at the road sign. “Welcome to Wilsford Cum Lake” sounds less like a charming village and more like a bad 70s porn video. Even the instruction to “Please drive carefully” feels loaded with meaning, as if previous visitors got a little too excited upon arrival. Somewhere in Wiltshire, England, a poor historian is explaining the perfectly innocent origins of the name while an entire parking lot of tourists are taking suggestive selfies by the sign and sending them off to friends saying, “Guess where I just came from!”

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