It’s Tuesday. Somewhere deep in the Midwest, a guy looked at his riding mower and thought, “You know what this needs? More Burt Reynolds energy.” The result is this glorious lawn-cutting tribute to the famous “Bandit” Trans Am, complete with the black-and-gold paint scheme, screaming chicken hood decal, and enough attitude to outrun a county sheriff. This thing doesn’t mow the lawn—it cruises it. You can practically hear it firing up to the tune of “East Bound and Down” before ripping a smoky 3 MPH burnout across the backyard. The only thing missing is a CB radio and a neighbor named Buford T. Justice.

-keep