It’s Thursday. My girlfriend went to Costco today and found… Christmas stuff!
It’s September. September! We haven’t even gotten through Labor Day yet, Halloween is still many weeks away, and Thanksgiving hasn’t even had a chance to be completely ignored yet!
But apparently Costco has decided we’re skipping directly from summer to Christmas because, fuck it, why not?
Can we please enjoy ONE holiday at a time?
First we get the Christmas stuff in September. Then Halloween gets buried under Christmas decorations. Thanksgiving gets about 11 minutes of recognition before Christmas takes over the entire damn planet. By the time December actually arrives, we’ve already been looking at Christmas shit for three months and I’m ready to punch Frosty in the throat.
AAARRRGGG!!
It’s September. September! We haven’t even gotten through Labor Day yet, Halloween is still many weeks away, and Thanksgiving hasn’t even had a chance to be completely ignored yet!
But apparently Costco has decided we’re skipping directly from summer to Christmas because, fuck it, why not?
Can we please enjoy ONE holiday at a time?
First we get the Christmas stuff in September. Then Halloween gets buried under Christmas decorations. Thanksgiving gets about 11 minutes of recognition before Christmas takes over the entire damn planet. By the time December actually arrives, we’ve already been looking at Christmas shit for three months and I’m ready to punch Frosty in the throat.
IT IS NOT EVEN LABOR DAY YET, COSTCO!
-keep