True Story

It’s Tuesday. Talk about terrible timing. One of my readers apparently bought himself a bowl of Dolly Parton’s Chicken & Dumplings, probably thinking he was just having a nice little Southern comfort-food dinner. Then, the very next day, Dolly died.

Imagine opening that container the next day and thinking, “Well…this suddenly got a lot more depressing.” Out of all the meals you could possibly have eaten, you picked Dolly Parton’s Chicken & Dumplings the day before Dolly Parton herself passed away. I’m not saying that he killed Dolly, but, damn.

-keep

Keep,

I bought this the other day and the next day she died! No kidding!

Does anyone know where I can get a Trump Burger?

GF

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