Welcome To 2026!

It’s Thursday. Happy New Year everyone! Here’s to a fresh start, fewer headaches, more laughs, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting. May the year ahead bring you good luck, good health, and full of good moments—cheers to whatever comes next!

-keep

New Year’s Eve

It’s Wednesday. Here we go everyone… it’s New Year’s Eve! Back in the day, this night meant going full throttle—big parties, loud music, bad decisions, and waking up the next morning wondering what the hell happened. Midnight was just the halfway point, not the finish line.

Fast-forward to now, and things look a little different. These days we keep it classy (and survivable) by going out for dinner at a nice restaurant. Sure, there’s still alcohol involved… just in much smaller, more reasonable quantities.

Honestly? No regrets. Good food, good company, and no hangover. If that makes me old and boring, so be it. I’ll toast to the New Year with a proper glass, be in bed at a reasonable hour, and wake up on January 1st feeling like a functional human being. And that, my friends, is a win.

-keep

Better B’Ver

It’s Tuesday. I’ve got another beaver sighting for today, folks—and this one came straight from Allan, a reader reporting in from the Great White North. And let’s be honest, if there’s anyone who knows their way around a quality beaver, it’s Canada. So when this Better B’Ver shaving cream popped up, I knew immediately this wasn’t some flimsy, dollar-store stuff. This is a well-groomed, high-maintenance beaver cream that demands respect, attention, and a gentle touch. Thick, slick, and clearly built to handle delicate situations, Better B’Ver looks like it’s here to keep things smooth, tidy, and so very inviting!

-keep

Hey Keep,

Out doing a little Xmas shopping in London Ontario, and came across a beaver sighting. The perfect last minute Xmas present for that special someone to make their beaver just a little bit better. Merry Xmas to all.

Allan

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