65 MPH Lambo Power Wheels

It’s Thursday. The guys over at Grind Hard Plumbing clearly have way too much free time on their hands. I mean, who looks at a brand-new Lamborghini Power Wheels toy—meant for kids—and thinks, “Yeah, let’s crank this thing up to 65+ MPH”? It’s the kind of idea that sounds like a joke until you realize they actually did it. Unhinged? Absolutely—but also kind of awesome!

You can see exactly how they pulled it off in the video featured today.

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Larry Is Back

It’s Wednesday. Larry David fans, this one’s for you. The king of cranky drops his signature self-absorbed snark into pivotal moments in American history, turning even the most iconic scenes into awkward chaos. In this clip, he shows up right after that famous Times Square photo and—naturally—makes everything worse. Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness: An Almost History of America premieres on HBO Max on June 26, 2026.

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Saint Patrick’s Day

It’s Tuesday. St. Patrick’s Day is that magical time of year when perfectly reasonable adults suddenly believe that wearing a neon-green hat shaped like a shamrock and drinking suspiciously dyed green beer is totally normal behavior. It’s the one day on the calendar when heritage becomes extremely flexible. No matter where your family actually came from, everyone suddenly discovers they’re at least “a little bit Irish.” That guy whose last name is Johnson? Irish today. The woman with the thick Italian accent? Definitely Irish until midnight. By mid-afternoon the bars are packed, the bagpipes are playing somewhere in the distance, and no one is feeling any pain—at least not until tomorrow.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone!

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