Jay Leno’s Personal Corvette ZR1X

It’s Tuesday. Jay Leno just took delivery of his personal 2026 Corvette ZR1X—and it’s already rewriting the record books. With a blistering 8.6-second quarter mile and a jaw-dropping 0–60 time of just 1.6 seconds, Jay isn’t holding back, calling it the “greatest high-performance bargain of all time.”

In this exclusive episode, Jay is joined by General Motors President Mark Reuss to dive into the engineering wizardry behind the C8 ZR1X. While exotics routinely command seven-figure price tags, Jay points out his ZR1X costs less than the sales tax on a typical Ferrari or Lamborghini, yet outguns them in nearly every way.

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Ham Everything

It’s Monday. Hope everyone had a great Easter. The girlfriend headed down to central Illinois to spend it with her family, while I made my usual stop at mine. As always, my mom went all out with a massive big-ass ham. I’m an absolute sucker for a juicy ham, so it shocked no one—least of all me—when I realized I’d gone way overboard. It was just that damn good.

Of course, the real win with a big-ass ham is the leftovers. I’ve got enough to keep things interesting all week—ham sandwiches, casseroles, scalloped potatoes with ham, ham and cheese omelets, ham and potato soup, ham and bean soup, ham quesadillas, ham and cheese sliders… you get the idea. Not a bad problem to have.

I want to thank those who took the time to send in donations last week. I appreciate the generosity and will keep everyone posted if anything develops with the car.

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Easter Weekend

It’s Friday! April has arrived and Spring is still struggling to take hold here in Illinois. One day it’s warm, then a bunch of storms roll through, and we’re back in the low 40s. Repeat. I’m getting the feeling that we won’t see solid 70s for quite a while yet.

It was a solid week on my end—got the taxes knocked out, work’s been good, and now I’ve got my sights set on a big-ass ham this Easter Sunday. Speaking of Easter, if you caught today’s Godzilla vs. Peeps Bunnies video, you already know where I stand on Peeps. Those sugar-coated marshmallow creatures are disgusting and deserve to die. Give me more Brach’s Jelly Beans, Cadbury Creme Eggs, and Robin Eggs!

Have a great Easter weekend, enjoy the video, and don’t miss the usual Friday double babes & double jokes!

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