Looking Good

It’s Monday. As always, Talladega delivered an absolute blast of a race. Carson Hocevar scored his first Cup Series win at Talladega and celebrated in unforgettable fashion—doing a victory lap and smoky burnout while hanging out of the car! It was a wild moment, and the nearly 100,000 fans in attendance absolutely lost their minds.

It was a good weekend overall—more birthday celebrations with family, a little shopping, and plenty of time enjoying the mild spring weather. And honestly, as long as the temperatures keep climbing, I’ll have zero complaints.

-keep

Friday Amateur Goodness

It’s Friday! I mentioned about a week ago that I may have torn some tendons in my shoulders, so yesterday I went in for MRIs on both rotator cuffs. I’d never had an MRI before, but I’ve heard plenty of horror stories from people who say they freaked out being stuck inside a tight tube while the machine clanks, bangs, and makes all kinds of very loud robotic noises around your head. It was definitely cramped and loud, but it didn’t bother me at all. Now I wait for the results, and judging by the noises my shoulders make, I’m fairly certain the news won’t exactly be accompanied by balloons and a congratulations card.

NASCAR is at my favorite track this weekend—Talladega, baby! I’ll definitely be parked in front of the TV for that one Sunday afternoon.

Anyway, it’s Friday again so it’s time to roll out the double babes & double jokes! I also have a new amateur photo to share with all of you, so enjoy!

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Keep, Enjoyed the background shot you put up. A little background shot of my own of a friend of mine I took years ago. Keep up the good work! -BigSlim

Beaver Roofing Koozie

It’s Thursday. It looks like we have another beaver sighting! If you’re tired of dealing with leaks and embarrassing gaps, it’s time to call in the experts at Beaver Roofing! We pride ourselves on having a crew that isn’t afraid to climb up, stay on top for hours, and really get their hands dirty. We understand that your wood is precious, which is why our professionals are trained to handle it with the kind of firm, expert grip that ensures you won’t have any messy accidents when things get rough. From filling those deep, hard-to-reach crevices to providing a finish that stays rock-hard through every season, Beaver Roofing is the only team you need to protect your assets. Don’t settle for sloppy work—let us show you why the whole neighborhood keeps coming back for more of our unbeatable beaver service.

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