It’s Tuesday. The crew at the popular YouTube channel Airborne Entertainment got their hands on a pair of 2010 Hyundai Elantras and decided to get a little wild with the cutting tools. They sliced both cars in half, ditched the rear ends, and welded the two front sections together to create one gloriously bizarre machine.

Because both Elantras are front-wheel drive, the mashed-up creation can actually be driven from either end—each with its own driver. With dual steering setups, it can crabwalk sideways like some kind of four-wheeled mutant and rip off ridiculously tight donuts. It’s equal parts engineering experiment and mechanical madness—and somehow, it works!

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It’s Monday. It’s always a little bittersweet when the Olympics wrap up. For a couple of weeks there’s this daily rush of drama, pride, underdog stories, and those edge-of-your-seat moments you end up talking about all day. We saw record-setting performances and memorable moments across multiple events. Then suddenly it’s over, the flame goes out, and the world feels just a bit quieter. Team USA had a strong showing overall, racking up 33 total medals and finishing second behind Norway’s 41. Not too shabby at all.

It was pretty cold here in Illinois over the weekend so we spent the majority of it indoors where it was warm and toasty. Hot chicken soup, grilled cheese, and plenty of hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps also helped.

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It’s Friday! I get the feeling that Mother Nature is just playing with me. It’s February in Illinois—this is supposed to be peak “why do I live here?” season and for a few glorious days we were walking around in upper 50s and even mid 60s like it was late April. Windows were cracked open, snow was melting, and neighbors were dusting off their grills like we’d officially survived winter. I’m out there thinking, “Okay… maybe this year won’t be so bad.”

And now? Boom. Back to the low 30s with snow like none of that ever happened.

What the hell was that? A weather teaser trailer? A free sample of spring before they snatched it right back? I swear living here is just a constant emotional rollercoaster for Winter-haters like me. Damn.

Anyway, I’ve got a fresh amateur photo lined up for today, plus the usual double dose of double babes and jokes. A little something for everybody. Sit back, relax, and enjoy!

-keep

Keep, I can’t believe people send nudes of their wives and girlfriends to you. And yet here we are. -Anonymous