Amateur Goodness

It’s Friday! The trees are nearly bare, the temperatures are dropping, and now the weatherman is telling us that our first snowfall of the season is on the way. I absolutely hate this time of year. Just watch, it won’t be long before Thanksgiving arrives, and then it’s full speed ahead into the Christmas madness. Seriously, couldn’t we just skip Thanksgiving and Christmas this year and have another Halloween instead? I know, I’m probably in the minority here, but I’d happily trade snowflakes for pumpkins any day!

There’s going to be a gigantic hole in my Sunday sports schedule this weekend. NASCAR is finished for the season, and the Bears have the weekend off. What am I supposed to do with all that free time? I might actually have to find something productive to do. Damn.

I know it’s been a while, but today I’ve got a brand-new reader-submitted amateur photo for everyone. And as always, I’m doubling the fun with double babes and double the jokes! So sit back, relax, and enjoy!

-keep

Keep, I love your web site and want to say thanks for all the laughs and exquisite babes. I attached a shot of my babe (wife) if you think that you can use it? -Anonymous

Batpod Up For Auction

It’s Thursday. Batman fans with a spare $1.2 million might soon have a chance to own one of the most recognizable movie motorcycles ever built: the Batpod from Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight films.

One of just six examples created for the movies is heading to auction, with an estimated price tag of up to $1.2 million. Unlike many movie props, the Batpod was fully functional, featuring a 750cc Honda engine, custom-built chassis, massive 31-inch Hoosier racing tires, and fiberglass bodywork.

This particular example was ridden by stunt performer Jean-Pierre Goy and can be matched to Batman’s famous chase with the Joker in The Dark Knight, thanks to distinctive scratches and marks on its right side.

The Batpod is being offered through Propstore’s Winter Entertainment Memorabilia Auction, scheduled for December 4–6, 2026. Interestingly, this same motorcycle has been auctioned twice before, in 2016 and 2023.

The front-mounted cannons and laser-targeting equipment are just props, but the brakes actually work. So while the lucky new owner probably won’t be chasing down the Joker anytime soon, they’ll certainly have one hell of a conversation piece sitting in the garage.

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Human Catapult

It’s Wednesday. First, I’d like to take a moment to remind everyone that today is Veterans Day, a time to honor and recognize all those who have served our country. Please take a moment to remember the men and women who have sacrificed so much to protect our freedom. To all our veterans, thank you for your service.

Okay, here’s something you don’t see every day! Dani Roman of Spain and Fred Fugen of France decided that jumping out of an airplane simply wasn’t exciting enough. Instead, they took things to a whole new level by building a custom-built catapult inside Europe’s tallest chimney to launch themselves into the sky. Yes, you read that right… a giant chimney! And their effort set not one, but two Guinness World Records!

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