It’s hALLoWeEn!

It’s Friday! Halloween has finally arrived, dragging its bony ass right up to our doorsteps. The air smells like a mix of candy, candle wax, and just a hint of impending doom. Skeletons grin from every yard, pumpkins glow like orange demons, and somewhere in the neighborhood, a motion sensor Witch continues to shriek. And don’t forget—this is the night for **good** candy only. Full-size bars if you’re feeling generous, fun-sized Snickers at the very least. No raisins, no toothbrushes, and absolutely no circus peanuts! If you dare to hand out circus peanuts then you deserve to wake up to something truly terrifying on your porch tomorrow morning!

Okay, today I have a small gallery of images from our last Halloween display cruise and a few others sent in by my readers. And since it is also Friday, I have double babes and a whole mess of jokes for today! So have a horribly gruesome Halloween everyone!

-keep

Cali Spooky Spot

It’s Thursday. I made a second batch of homemade pumpkin seeds the other day and, as usual, got a little carried away with the salt. They’re so salty that one handful could probably de-ice an entire driveway in the dead of winter. But they’re crunchy, addictive, and perfect for spooky season—just don’t forget to have a gallon of water nearby!

-keep

Hey Keep, Congratulations on your 30 year anniversary. I’ve been visiting for at least 25 of those years & enjoyed every one. Anyway it’s been awhile since I sent in some pics. Here are a few houses that are competing in the Old Escondido area Halloween Yard decoration contest in Escondido, CA. Some spooky stuff for sure. Feel free to post them if they meet your approval.
Thanks, Greg

Halloween in NYC

It’s Wednesday. With Halloween just days away, I figured it was the perfect time to showcase a few more spooky decorations! The haunts featured in today’s video come straight from some of the most impressive Halloween displays in Queens, New York!

And, it’s shot in horrifying 4k… Enjoy!

-keep

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