Battered Beaver

It’s Wednesday. Now let this be a lesson to us all. If you abuse your beaver, don’t be shocked when someone finally comes along and takes your beaver away. Nobody likes a battered beaver. A happy beaver gets plenty of attention, is treated with care, and leaves everyone smiling. A neglected beaver? Well… that’s just sad for everyone involved. You can’t spend years pounding away at your beaver, dragging it through every rough situation imaginable, and expect it to keep performing like it’s brand new. Eventually it’s going to wear out, fall apart, and have the authorities slapping a big red “CLOSED” sign on it.

So be kind to your beaver. Give it the attention it deserves. Keep it clean, don’t be too rough with it, and remember that a little gentle maintenance goes a long way. Otherwise you’ll end up standing outside, staring at a boarded-up Beaver, explaining to everyone that it “used to be one of the best around.” And trust me… nobody wants to be the person known for ruining a perfectly good beaver. That’s a reputation that sticks with you for life.

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Keep, It seems our local bar (Oakdale CA) has run afoul of the authorities.

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