Excuse Me, Sir…

It’s Wednesday. If you’ve ever owned a cat then you know. You know exactly what they’re like and they’re unlike any other pet. They’re equipped with four sets of tiny sharpened retractable blades, affectionately known as murder mittens. They get into your stuff. This can not be overstated enough. They will destroy your stuff, seemingly for no other reason than they can. What you feed them one day can be completely rejected the next. They’re awake when you are not—and they will let you know often. When seemingly at rest, they can spontaneously erupt into a flurry of activity. They kill anything smaller than themselves that moves—and then bring it back into the house to disembowel it directly in front of you. They decide when and where you my pet them. They bite, often—and generally without warning or provocation.

If you can get past all of this, then cats are for you.

-keep (Previous cat owner)

Badass C2

It’s Tuesday. It’s called Nighthawk and it’s the latest build from Nostalgia Hot Rods in Las Vegas. If you’re a fan of the C2 Corvette then you’ll want to see (and hear) this highly modified widebody 427-powered beast!

-keep

Another Monday

It’s Monday. Well, that was an incredibly lazy weekend for me. I got sucked into a new game called Cities Skylines 2. It’s an incredibly detailed city builder simulation that sucks you in and before you know it, it’s Sunday night and you’re left wondering where the weekend went. I’d do it again, too.

And speaking of Sunday, with the 2023 Nascar season now closed, all I had for Sunday sports is Bears football. And since they played Thursday night, I didn’t even have that. Oh well, I guess I can watch them lose next Sunday.

-keep

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