It’s Monday. Bleh. With the temperature now above freezing, instead of the horrid white stuff, we were treated to a weekend of rain. And while I greatly prefer our precipitation in the liquid form, it melted all the snow and made for one hell of a soggy mess. I took Abby to the park to catch some tennis balls for about an hour and we both returned a muddy mess.

Not much else going on. I did a bunch of gaming while my girlfriend made some killer peanut-butter-chocolate cookies. It was a new recipe and they turned out delicious! And Tacos—she made some killer Tacos, too. It was definitely a good eats weekend.

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Oh! Barrett-Jackson was in Scottsdale for their automotive auction season opener! I recorded those and look forward to watching those while I’m working all week.

It’s Friday! It’s that time of the week again, Friday is here and the weekend is ahead of us. Things have been really slow for me lately so the week felt unusually long. It probably has a lot to do with the weather. It’s warming up now, but for the last couple weeks it has been absurdly cold. I hate the cold, so I tend to stay indoors and then that starts to get to me. It’s probably safe to say that I have, or at least to some degree, Seasonal Affective Disorder. It occurs in climates where there is less sunlight at certain times of the year and symptoms include fatigue, depression, hopelessness, and social withdrawal. That sounds about right. It comes and goes throughout the winter and completely disappears by Spring when it starts to warm up. So, is it spring yet?

Anyway, I have a new amateur photo to share with all of you today. And of course, there’s the usual double babes & double jokes. That’s a pretty good deal, eh?

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Keeper, Big fan of yours for many years. I hope you’ll find my girlfriend’s tush worthy for your legion of fans. -Anonymous

It’s Thursday. The title of this article was “Excessively Farting Passenger Forces American Airlines Flight To Turn Around.” I knew at that moment that this was a story that I had to read and share with all of you.

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Excessively farting passenger forces American Airlines flight to turn around

An American Airlines plane was reportedly forced to return to the gate due to high wind — a “disgruntled” passenger’s smelly farts.

The big stink over the flatulent flyer unfolded while a recent flight from Phoenix, Arizona, to Austin, Texas, was still on the ground, according to a viral Reddit post.

“Before most people had boarded, I observed that this man was audibly disgruntled about something, maybe hungover, rough day idk, but as soon as he sat down he was grumbling about something under his breath, like ‘f—ing hell’ or something,” user lamgalatx wrote.

After the majority of passengers had boarded, the man reportedly exclaimed: “You thought that was rude? Well how about this smell” — and proceeded to pass gas.

“(I don’t know) what provoked that comment, and while kinda funny to overhear, it was uncalled for especially coming from a grown man on an airplane nonetheless,” the user wrote.

But the excessively farting passenger’s gross behavior didn’t end there.

“The man who just purposefully farted moments ago decides to loudly and condescendingly say ‘Yeah, everybody, let’s just eat the smelliest food possible all at the same time,’” the poster wrote.

“A guy in the row over replied, ‘If you don’t like it you can fly private’ to which fartman says ‘That’s so f—ing rude,’ and another person nearby chimes in ‘I think we’d all agree you’re the rude one here,’” the witness added.

At one point, flight attendants intervened and told the transgressor, “That’s enough.”

The plane was taxiing to the runway but came to a stop, according to the Redditor.

“An announcement comes over saying ‘Apologies for the interruption but we are returning to the gate, we will give you more info when we have it,’” the user wrote

“We get back to the gate and a flight attendant comes back and informs fartman that he will not be staying on this flight. He simply replies, ‘I don’t understand’ and she tells him they’ll talk about it off the plane.”

The man grabbed his bag and got off the plane.

“We all breathed a sigh of relief when he was removed, I think most ppl were on edge about what he may say or do next. The trip was only delayed by 15-30 minutes, so all in all I think American handled it swiftly,” he added.

Reddit users didn’t hold it in with their gas-related jokes.

“Maybe another flight was low on gas?” one person wrote,

“He missed an opportunity to fart on the way out and yell, ‘SMELL YOU LATER!’” another quipped.