It’s Sunday! Happy Easter everyone! The girlfriend is traveling down south to spend Easter with her side of the family today. I’ll be staying local to enjoy a big-ass ham over at my parent’s place. After consuming more ham than humanly possible, I plan to kick back, turn on the Nascar race, and do absolutely nothing! Those are my plans and I’m sticking to ’em!

If I haven’t offended anyone yet, just sit back because it’s probably coming.

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It’s Saturday! If you’ve ever seen one of the Ice Age movies then you’re familiar with Scrat, the cute prehistoric Squirrel that has been forever locked in chase of an elusive acorn. He’s also become a kind of mascot for Blue Sky Studios, creators of Scrat and the series of Ice Age animated films. Sadly, Blue Sky Studios recently closed its doors for good. However, before they shut it all down, they knew they had to release one last animation short.

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It’s Friday! Had some roast beef hash for dinner last night and it was fantastic! I haven’t had hash in ages and I had forgotten how much I liked it. Also fried up some sausage to go with it and that went along with the hash perfectly. Oh, and the girlfriend made up a batch of Pistachio pudding which I devoured not long ago. Sometimes it’s the simple stuff that’s the best.

Nascar will be racing on Easter Sunday at the Bristol Motor Speedway. That’s right, short track racing on a holiday. And not just ordinary short track racing, nope. Like last year, the entire asphalt surface will be covered in dirt! It was an absolute blast last year so they decided to do it again. Gonna have me some big-ass Easter ham and settle in for the mayhem under the lights!

Okay, I love to wrap the week up with amateur goodness and that’s exactly what I have. And that’s not all because I also have the usual Friday double babes & double jokes! So… enjoy!

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Keep, I attached a picture of my wife’s sweet cleavage for your Friday amateur. Hopefully she’ll let me send in a more revealing one next time. -Anonymous