It’s Friday! Well, damn. Here we go again with the horrid white stuff. Just two days ago it was nearly 60 degrees and I managed to get a mild sunburn. And now today we’re in for rain, wind, a wintery mix, and 2-5 inches of snow. It’s like spring was really making an effort but then it was sucker-punched directly in the nuts by winter. You get a little taste of spring and then Mother Nature just pulls it out from under you. Bitch.

If I don’t die in the upcoming weather event, I’d like to catch a movie and maybe the Nascar race over the weekend. We’ll see how that goes.

Anyway, enjoy the weekend and don’t forget about the Double babes and a bunch of jokes… enjoy!

-keep

Keep, I have been watching the amateur pictures that you show and it occurred to me that I could do that! I’m no photographer but I think that’s the point, right? Keep it rocking! -Anonymous

It’s Thursday. It’s kinda like dominoes… or maybe bowling?

-keep

It’s Wednesday. Cologuard is an at-home noninvasive colon cancer screening test that’s intended for adults of 45 years old and above. If you’re not familiar with the process, you basically put your poop into a box and mail it off to some lab for analysis. They’ve been running their commercial for a while now and it features a cute animated box with little arms and legs that recites colon cancer statistics. If you’ve seen it then you need to see SNL’s version with Woody Harrelson!