It’s Monday. Do you hear that? Can it be? It’s the familiar sound of air conditioners ringing throughout the neighborhood! Here in Illinois we had a really nice and warm weekend. And dammit, it’s about time! If this keeps up, I may have to break the Vette out of its winter slumber early.

I had a very relaxing do-nothing weekend and I enjoyed every minute of it. Unfortunately the weekend is over and there’s work to be done.

-keep

Woo-hoo! Kyle Larson beats Chris Buescher by 0.001 seconds at Kansas Speedway—closest finish ever in Nascar history!

It’s Friday! I’m more than ready for this week to come to a end. I can’t pin it down, but for whatever reason this week dragged along slowly for me. I’m looking forward to taking it easy for a couple days and hopefully we’ll get some warm and dry weather, too.

Double babes, double jokes, and a very nice amateur photo should wrap this week up nice and tight—enjoy!

-keep

Keep, I send this to you for my husband who is a huge fan of yours. I know he will be surprised and thrilled to see his favorite booty on his favorite website. Love you sweetie! Thank you, Mr. Keeper. -Anonymous

It’s Thursday. A couple nights ago I was checking out a list of movie suggestions on Amazon Prime. At the top of the list was a movie called Zombeavers. It’s a movie about a bunch of radioactive zombie beavers preying on a group of innocent high school girls on vacation in the country. Sounds interesting, right? As it turns out, it was! Sure, it was stupid and extremely low-budget, but that’s what made it so damn fun! Check it out if you get the chance.

Okay, on with the actual beaver sighting. This one comes from a reader in Duluth, Minnesota, who found this shaved beaver kit. Now, I’ve seen a lot of shaved beavers in my time, but never one quite like this. Shaved or not, it’s a confirmed beaver sighting.

-keep