A Reptile Disfunction

It’s Wednesday. Six college students on Spring Break decide to get a cabin in the swamplands of Georgia. Unfortunately for them, the swamp is inhabited by an extremely low-quality CGI alligator with a taste for human flesh. Sound interesting? It’s called “Bad CGI Gator” and this ridiculous horror-comedy film is actually coming to theaters near you. They just released its first trailer and it needs to be seen to be believed!

-keep

Amateur!

It’s Tuesday. I thought that some amateur goodness would go over nicely on this Tuesday, wouldn’t you agree?

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Keep, i look forward to checking out your website every day and was disappointed when you stopped doing your weekend updates. maybe you will start doing them again soon?? i want to include my girlfriend’s topless pic for your amateurs. she’s okay with you showing it. -Anonymous

Monday Again…

It’s Monday. Well, we turned the clocks back one hour yesterday. I enjoyed the extra hour of sleep, but I’m not a fan of it getting dark at only 5PM. I’d like to switch back now, please. And could we skip winter entirely as well?

On Saturday the girlfriend and I got all our Halloween stuff down and packed away until next year. Actually, she did most of that. We also got together with a friend for dinner, and caught the Gran Turismo movie and it was fantastic!

Sunday was nice. Slept in, watched some of the Bears game, and the final Nascar race. The race was in Phoenix and Ryan Blaney won the Cup series Championship. I’m not even going to talk about the Bears.

Nobody likes Mondays. That’s why I decided to greatly expand the Babe of the Day section. Maybe it’ll help start your week with a smile. Enjoy.

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