Weekend Amateur

It’s Friday! It’s hard to believe but Thanksgiving is just around the corner. I think we’ll be spending the holiday in town at my parent’s place this year because my girlfriend is on call Thanksgiving day. Traveling down to see her parents might have to wait until after Thanksgiving. And speaking of after Thanksgiving, that is what I dread—Christmas. I mean, I there’s some things that I like about Christmas, like the food, music, and the lights, but the hassle involved with shopping and trying to figure out the right gifts for people, that’s what I hate. Not looking forward to that whole process.

Anyway, now that the 2023 Nascar season has come to a close, all I have for my Sunday afternoon sports entertainment is football, or more specifically, the Bears. And what’s worse, they suck really, really bad. I need a new sport.

Okay, I have a small collection of amateur goodness to share with all of you today. The photos come from a Croatian reader who welcomes any comments that you might have concerning the photos. Simply direct all comments to the email address below.

So… enjoy the photos along with today’s double babes & double jokes!

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Hello!

Hope all is good with you and keep up the great work!

We are enjoying your site and my girlfriend is happy to share some selfies with you and your viewers.

We hope they will be of your and their liking. 😉

If anybody would like to comment messages are welcome on the email: beatablue@hotmail.com

Greetings from friends from Croatia! -Anonymous



What the…?

It’s Thursday. Oh come on! A friend of mine sent me this photo knowing that I’d be totally horrified. My first thoughts when seeing an abomination such as this are always, who the hell does this kind of thing? And why—God, why!

It’s important to have a goal when doing major modifications to a vehicle and it appears this fabricator wanted to transform this C3 Corvette into a semi-truck. Starting at the front, it appears he tried to flare the front fenders and failed spectacularly. Working our way back, we can see that running boards were added, along with semi-truck features like barrel gas tanks, semi-wheels and rear-end, and most confusingly, some sort of flatbed/trailer thing in place of the rear clip. Slap on some mudflaps and the transformation is sadly complete.

Blasphemy!

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A Reptile Disfunction

It’s Wednesday. Six college students on Spring Break decide to get a cabin in the swamplands of Georgia. Unfortunately for them, the swamp is inhabited by an extremely low-quality CGI alligator with a taste for human flesh. Sound interesting? It’s called “Bad CGI Gator” and this ridiculous horror-comedy film is actually coming to theaters near you. They just released its first trailer and it needs to be seen to be believed!

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