It’s Thursday. It’s a new movie called Sasquatch Sunset and it’s already being called the strangest movie of the year. It stars Riley Keough and Jesse Eisenberg and releases nationwide on April 19th. It’s about time we had a decent Sasquatch movie, right?

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In the misty forests of North America, a family of Sasquatches—possibly the last of their enigmatic kind— embark on an absurdist, epic, hilarious, and ultimately poignant journey over the course of one year. These shaggy and noble giants fight for survival as they find themselves on a collision course with the ever-changing world around them. Starring Riley Keough and Jesse Eisenberg, acclaimed directors David and Nathan Zellner (Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter) bring you the greatest Bigfoot story ever told.

It’s Wednesday. It’s Valentine’s Day guys and you know what that means—get your ass out there and buy her something nice! It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it helps. Actually, it just has to fit into one or more of the following six categories. Something tasty, funny, pretty, sexy, flashy, or expensive. If the planets align and you manage to cover all six, well, you’re a goddamn Valentine God!

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It’s Tuesday. Remember the Prowler? Produced by Plymouth from 1997 to 2002, the Prowler was unlike any production vehicle ever made. In this episode of Jay Leno’s Garage, Jay and legendary designer Chip Foose take a look back at how such an unlikely concept made it into production and the fatal flaw that doomed the vehicle right from the start.

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