It’s Wednesday. Since launching a long-shot effort to overturn the election results through baseless claims of voter fraud, President Trump has suffered a barrage of court losses and setbacks in several states across the country. Only recently acknowledging the reality that Biden has indeed won the election, President Trump has vowed to never concede and is also actively blocking the transition like a little bitch. So, the Tonight Show put together this clip, calling it The Concession Speech We All Deserve.
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Mammoth WVH
It’s Thursday. Wolfgang Van Halen, Eddie’s son, has released his debut single, Distance, from his solo band Mammoth WVH. Wolfgang plays all instruments and sings, calling Distance a deeply personal tribute to his late father, Eddie Van Halen. The Distance video features home video footage of Wolfgang, Eddie, and mother Valerie from his childhood years through recent tours with Van Halen. It ends with a heartfelt voicemail from Eddie.
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“As my pop continued to struggle with various health issues, I was imagining what my life would be like without him and how terribly I’d miss him. While the song is incredibly personal, I think anyone can relate to the idea of having a profound loss in their life. I never intended ‘Distance’ to be the very first piece of music people would hear from me, but I also thought my father would be here to celebrate its release. This is for him. I love and miss you, Pop.” – WVH
Proceeds from “Distance” will be donated to Pop’s favorite charity, Mr. Holland’s Opus Foundation MHOpus.org