It’s Sunday! Worst porch pirate ever making the most embarrassing getaway imaginable. And it couldn’t have been more Canadian with the porch pirate considerately wearing a Coronavirus mask and the victim giving advice and offering a shovel to help!

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It’s Saturday! Out of all the delicious memes currently circulating about Ted Cruz abandoning Texas, my favorite is this one (above) taken by Perseverance. A few more runner-up’s are below.

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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) admitted Thursday that he had planned on spending longer than he did in Cancún, in a spur-of-the-moment trip his wife tried to recruit friends and neighbors to join that was motivated by Texas’ frigid temperatures, according to texts obtained by the New York Times, following widespread outrage over a vacation Cruz initially claimed was for his daughters and their friends.

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It’s Friday! I haven’t even bothered to look ahead and see what the forecast is for this weekend. It’s going to snow, that much can be assumed. The question is, how much and just how bitch-ass cold will it get? Actually, I don’t think we’re getting more snow than usual. The problem this season is it’s not melting. In the past it would snow and then it would melt before then next storm came through. Without that melting period between the storms, it just keeps accumulating and now we’re running out of places to put it. It’s getting to the point where it can’t be plowed anymore—it has to be stacked or moved. I need to get out of here.

Now that the 2021 Nascar season is underway, I’m looking forward to the race this Sunday. They’ll still be in Daytona but this time they’ll be racing the road course configuration which should be cool.

Okay, today I have another reader submission of amateur goodness! It comes from frequent contributors B&P. This one was taken while in Sturgis, South Dakota, during the city’s long-running Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. Enjoy the photo along with the usual Friday double babes & double jokes!

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Keep, This one is still from Sturgis but sorry, no bike ? -B&P