The Joke of the Day!

AI didn’t kill Christmas—it filed a change request and let it die in QA.

The AI Christmas card just says: “Your role has been identified as redundant.”

IT’s holiday break starts right after the last “urgent” ticket submitted at 4:59 PM.

AI promised job security for Christmas. It meant system security.

Santa uses AI now. Layoffs are delivered via calendar invite.

AI doesn’t celebrate Christmas—it performs a year-end performance review.

The office Christmas party is just a soft launch for next year’s surveillance tools.

AI gave everyone exactly what they deserved. Morale has not recovered.

Christmas cheer was deprecated in the last update.

AI wished us a Happy New Year and immediately froze headcount.

The only thing AI wrapped this Christmas was the budget.

Silent Night, Holy Night… except for the server alarms screaming in the background.

AI’s idea of goodwill toward men is removing one meeting.

The true meaning of Christmas in IT: uptime over family.

AI didn’t steal Christmas—it automated the disappointment.