The Joke of the Day!

Spooky season’s back, and it’s filthier than ever. Ghosts are out here busting nuts in their sheets, witches are riding broomsticks like mechanical bulls, and skeletons are walking around with nothing but raging boners. Zombies don’t even care if the flesh is falling off—they’ll still eat you out, brains first. Dracula? That freak’s got a blood kink and a neck fetish that puts vampires on OnlyFans. Even the jack-o’-lanterns are wide open, begging you to scoop their guts and carve them up dirty. This Halloween, forget the candy—it’s all about tricks, treats, and getting stuffed like a pumpkin.

What do you call someone who freshens up spooky old homes and sells them for a profit?

A revampire!

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