The Joke of the Day!

Teacher asks the class what they need in their household.

Suzie says they need a new fridge as their current one is too old.

Joey says they need a microwave because it would be faster to warm up meals.

Teacher asks little Johnny what they need.

“We don’t need anything!”

“I’m sure your family needs something…”

“No, I’m sure we don’t! My dad came home drunk last night, puked all over the carpet, and my mom said: Great! That’s all we needed!”