The Joke of the Day!

I just watched the new x-rated version of The Grinch.

I don’t want to give away the plot, but let’s just say that it’s not his heart that grows three sizes.

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The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason. I could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that he was Jewish.

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I heard they are making a Grinch Who Stole Christmas 2.

This picks up the day after Christmas and and follows him for 3 days when he eventually dies of a enlarged heart.