The Joke of the Day!

What do you call truck nuts on a Cybertruck?

Teslacles!

—

Did you hear Tesla’s third vehicle will be a three wheeled motorcycle?

They’re going to call it The Third Trike.

—

Did you hear about Tesla’s new slogan?

“Why zig when you can sieg!”

—

What’s the difference between a Tesla Cyber Truck and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What goes clop clop clop bang bang clop clop clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

—

Studies have actually proven that people who swear more often tend to be more honest.

So fuck me in the ass, your honor, I did not kill that man!