The Joke of the Day!

Are jokes about eating ass supposed to be laugh-out-loud funny?

Or more tongue-in-cheek?

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A teacher asks her class to make a sentence with the word beautiful twice.

Little Timmy raises his hand then proudly says, “The beautiful flowers are beautiful.”

Then Laura gets up and says, “The beautiful trees are beautiful.”

Then dirty little Johnny raises his filthy hands. The teacher reluctantly calls on him. So he stands up with an evil little smirk and says, “Yesterday, during dinner, my 15 year old sister announces she’s pregnant. Then my dad says; beautiful, fucking beautiful!”