The Joke of the Day!

After spending the night at a hotel with a prostitute, a politician takes three $100 bills out of his wallet and places them on the dresser.
“Thanks,” says the hooker, “but I only charge 20 bucks.”

“Twenty bucks for the whole night?” the politician says. “There’s no way you can make a living on that.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” replies the prostitute. “I do a little blackmail on the side.”

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Three golf clubs walk into a bar. The Putter orders a beer, the Wedge orders a whisky. The Bartender asks the 3rd one if he wants anything.

He replies, “No thanks, I’m the Driver.”