The Joke of the Day!

A man visits his proctologist. Upon examination, the doctor feels a woody, elongated object. He slowly withdraws it and observes that it’s a rose. He shakes his head and continues the exam.

Again, he pulls out another, and another. By the end, he removes a dozen long-stemmed roses. Fed up, the doctor says “Okay, enough already, get out of my office you damn freak.”

Exasperated, his patient gasps and shrieks “Are you at least going to read the damn card?”

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I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her personal trainer.

Me : “Ok, this isn’t working out.”