The Joke of the Day!

My daughter said her principal quit after getting the geography teacher pregnant. Moments later the school was placed on lockdown by a SWAT team looking for a fugitive with no arms who was wanted for holding up the bank next door. While helicopters circled above, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster were spotted on the roof wrestling while dressed in rainbow colored tutu’s.

I knew I never should’ve sent her to drama school.

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Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words: defence, defeat, detail.

Student: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and den detail.