The Joke of the Day!

A seven-year-old boy is sitting at the dinner table with his parents. Suddenly he announces, “Me and Janie is getting married.”

“Oh?” says the mother. “And how old is Janie?”

“Five,” replies the boy.

“And where will you live?” asks the mother.

“Well,” says the boy, “Janie’s room is bigger than my room, so we’ll live in her room.”

“How about expenses?” asks the father. “What are you going to do for money?”

“I get a dollar a week in allowance,” says the lad, “and Janie gets seventy five cents. If we put them together we´ll be okay.”

“I see,” says the father. “But what are you going to do if you have children?”

“Well,” says the boy, “we’ve been lucky so far.”

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A blonde walks into a bar. She orders a drink just as the bartender turns on the TV. The news is on and says six Brazilian soccer players die in a plane crash. The blonde looks like she is about to cry.

The bartender says, “Oh, I’m sorry, did you know one of them?”

She says, “No but six brazillion sounds like a lot.”