The Joke of the Day!

Almost no one works in the US on the Fourth of July.

Except Fire.

Fireworks on July 4th.

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Do you know why Americans spell color, humor, and behavior that way they do?

“Because fuck u that’s why.”

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My daughter was born this morning, July 4th.

It’s the day I lost my independence.

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4th of July Alcohol puns: American Heroes edition.

Abraham Drinkin, John Wilkes Booze, Rosa Parched, Frederick Mugless, Harry S. Brew-man, Alexander HamilTurnt, Ciroc Obama, Slam-eul Adams, Druncle Sam, George Whiskington, George Sloshington, George W Busch Lite, Condoleeza Rice-Wine, Bud W. Eisenhower, Theodore Brewsanvelt, Buzz’d Aldrin, Malt Disney, Millard Fill-more in my cup, Davy Crunkett, Albert Winestein, Tequila Earhart, Martin Luther Gin Jr, Harriet Chugman, Pale Ale Earnhardt Jr, Malcolm Dos XX, Coaster Cleveland, William Cask, Al Patron, Richard Mixin’, Donald Rumsmell’d, Jesse Jameson,
Donald Drunk, Jimi Hendrinks, ozin B. Anthony, John F’d Up Kennedy.