The Joke of the Day!

A man adopts a stray dog. When he gets home, the dog says, “Thank you for taking me in, I was so cold and hungry.“ The man is shocked he’s found a talking dog, and decides to bring him to his job’s annual picnic later that day to show his coworkers. “I want to reward you, so first you should bet them all of your money that I can talk,” says the dog. The man enthusiastically agrees.

The man does just that. But when he gets to the annual picnic, no matter what he does, he can’t get the dog to say a word. He’s humiliated and his coworkers take his money.

“How could you do that to me?” the man cries to the dog on the way home. “Now I’m broke and they’re all laughing at me!” The dog smiles and says, “Just wait until next year, when we offer them double or nothing.”