It’s Wednesday. It’s Valentine’s Day guys and you know what that means—get your ass out there and buy her something nice! It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it helps. Actually, it just has to fit into one or more of the following six categories. Something tasty, funny, pretty, sexy, flashy, or expensive. If the planets align and you manage to cover all six, well, you’re a goddamn Valentine God!

-keep