Ridiculous Cold

It’s Monday. Ack! First came the horrid white stuff on Friday. We got about five or six inches of that. Then came the wind and bitch-ass cold temperatures on Saturday. That gave us temperatures that burn your face. And that’s not even factoring in the wind chill. From what I hear, we should finally get above zero by Wednesday. Meanwhile, I have everything I need right here inside. The girlfriend made some chili, so my belly is full and warm. Right here next to my computer is a fresh pile of M&Ms. And when necessary, I have a large mug of hot chocolate with a shot of peppermint Schnapps at the ready. It’s good to be prepared.

Despite being stuck indoors, I had a pretty good weekend. I took it easy, did a lot of gaming, and we caught the film Oppenheimer, which was excellent.

Since a large portion of the country is either getting buried in snow or dealing with sub-zero temperatures—or even both, I decided to put together a special collection of cozy & warm babes for today. I think everyone will enjoy those.

-keep

Double Punch

It’s Friday! Mother Nature must be pissed. We’re in for another round of the horrid white stuff today which will be followed by a significant drop in temperature over the weekend. I’ve been hearing 6-8 inches and sub-zero temperatures. However, these predictions change so often that they should just admit they have no idea what’s going to happen.

Well, damn. No more Bears games and Nascar has a few weeks before preseason racing begins. What the hell am I supposed to do on Sunday afternoons now? I really hate this time of year.

Let’s wrap the week up in style by featuring a new reader submitted amateur photo. And, don’t forget about the double babes & double jokes as well. Enjoy!

-keep

Keep, I follow your website on a daily basis and can’t thank you enough for the work you put into it. I would like you to consider this picture of my girl for the amateurs that you show on Fridays. Make it anonymous please. -Anonymous

Wrecked Lambo

It’s Thursday. How much would you pay for a badly wrecked 1989 25th Anniversary Edition Lamborghini Countach? How does 1.655 million sound? (after auction sale)

Did I mention that it happens to be the one Leonardo DiCaprio drove in Martin Scorsese’s 2013 movie The Wolf Wall Street?

In the movie, stockbroker Jordan Belfort, (played by DiCaprio) drove the Countach home while high on Quaaludes. There were two Countachs used on set, but the other was completely destroyed during filming.

-keep

 

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