It’s Thursday. Oh come on! A friend of mine sent me this photo knowing that I’d be totally horrified. My first thoughts when seeing an abomination such as this are always, who the hell does this kind of thing? And why—God, why!

It’s important to have a goal when doing major modifications to a vehicle and it appears this fabricator wanted to transform this C3 Corvette into a semi-truck. Starting at the front, it appears he tried to flare the front fenders and failed spectacularly. Working our way back, we can see that running boards were added, along with semi-truck features like barrel gas tanks, semi-wheels and rear-end, and most confusingly, some sort of flatbed/trailer thing in place of the rear clip. Slap on some mudflaps and the transformation is sadly complete.

Blasphemy!

-keep

It’s Wednesday. Six college students on Spring Break decide to get a cabin in the swamplands of Georgia. Unfortunately for them, the swamp is inhabited by an extremely low-quality CGI alligator with a taste for human flesh. Sound interesting? It’s called “Bad CGI Gator” and this ridiculous horror-comedy film is actually coming to theaters near you. They just released its first trailer and it needs to be seen to be believed!

-keep

It’s Tuesday. I thought that some amateur goodness would go over nicely on this Tuesday, wouldn’t you agree?

-keep

Keep, i look forward to checking out your website every day and was disappointed when you stopped doing your weekend updates. maybe you will start doing them again soon?? i want to include my girlfriend’s topless pic for your amateurs. she’s okay with you showing it. -Anonymous