Not In My Pantry

It’s Thursday. One of my readers was doing some last minute Valentine’s Day shopping a week or so ago and came across this unusual product. It’s called “Cock Flavored Seasoning” which makes me wonder, is it seasoning for your manhood or manhood flavored seasoning? Either way, I’ll pass! Even better, he said that it made a great gift for his wife when he’s not around.

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[BP] Keep, Last minute shopping for Valentine’s card and gift, I found a perfect card and a great gift for when I am not around.

[keep] Didn’t taste it, did you? 🤮

[BP] Actually I did.. it doesn’t taste that great. I made a face and the wife looks at me and “See I told you!” We were out with two other couples and no one else would try it.

OUCH!

It’s Wednesday. I rarely watch the Wheel of Fortune, but I just happened to be watching the other day when this episode was on. I literally laughed out loud when this happened! I don’t know if this qualifies as the biggest fail ever on the show, but it’s gotta be in the top 10!

-keep

Holy Batmobile Batman!

It’s Tuesday. There are numerous replicas of the classic 1966 Batmobile out there. Some good and others, well, not so good. One thing is certain, though. There are none, absolutely none like this. Built by a man in Ohio, attention to detail and functionality were obviously top priority. This thing is awesome!

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