It’s Wednesday. A friend was driving through our neighborhood the other day and saw this car with a curious protrusion attached to the drivers-side passenger window. Upon closer inspection it revealed itself to be a bright purple dildo dangling from the window, attached via a suction cup. My friend took these two photos and sent them to me. We immediately started to speculate what circumstances would provoke someone to affix a purple dildo to a car and none were very positive. It could just be a joke, but I think someone was trying to send a message. There’s no way to remove something like that from your car and still look cool. It’ll likely take a firm grip with both hands and several rigorous tugs to free it from the window. And then you’ll suddenly find yourself standing there out in the street holding a big purple dick. Not exactly a Hallmark moment.

-keep