It’s Friday! Had some roast beef hash for dinner last night and it was fantastic! I haven’t had hash in ages and I had forgotten how much I liked it. Also fried up some sausage to go with it and that went along with the hash perfectly. Oh, and the girlfriend made up a batch of Pistachio pudding which I devoured not long ago. Sometimes it’s the simple stuff that’s the best.

Nascar will be racing on Easter Sunday at the Bristol Motor Speedway. That’s right, short track racing on a holiday. And not just ordinary short track racing, nope. Like last year, the entire asphalt surface will be covered in dirt! It was an absolute blast last year so they decided to do it again. Gonna have me some big-ass Easter ham and settle in for the mayhem under the lights!

Okay, I love to wrap the week up with amateur goodness and that’s exactly what I have. And that’s not all because I also have the usual Friday double babes & double jokes! So… enjoy!

-keep

Keep, I attached a picture of my wife’s sweet cleavage for your Friday amateur. Hopefully she’ll let me send in a more revealing one next time. -Anonymous

It’s Thursday. We lost another comedian this week. Gilbert Gottfried passed away Tuesday at the age of 67. The official cause of death was Recurrent Ventricular Tachycardia due to Myotonic Dystrophy type II. It’s a condition caused by a rare type of muscular dystrophy. He joins Louie Anderson and Bob Saget who both passed away in January of this year.

It would be an understatement to say that Gilbert had a unique voice. What wasn’t so well known is that wasn’t his real voice! In this short video clip from “The Howard Stern Show,” Gottfried’s actual voice is revealed. Enjoy!

-keep

It’s Wednesday. Well, I think this is a first! Today’s beaver sighting comes in the form of a video. Enjoy!

-keep

Hey Keep, I don’t know if you have ever seen the Lockpicking Lawyer on YouTube — he kind of makes you wonder why we even have locks… He put out this video on April 1st — “How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver” Who knew there were Beaver gumball machines/locks! Of course I can’t remember the last time I bought anything out of a gumball machine, so I haven’t really had reason to look at them in the last 40+ years or so! -Billy