It’s Wednesday. Okay, so this is an actual thing—I think. It’s called the Beaver Receiver and it’s a trailer hitch accessory. They claim that it’s meant to replace the “truck nuts” that you generally see hanging from the back of big-ass redneck trucks. However, as far as I know, truck nuts don’t actually fit into the hitch receptacle. They only hang from the hitch where as the Beaver Receiver slides right in. A technicality, I know.

Sadly, it appears that they are no longer available for sale on their facebook page. A joke or real product is anyone’s guess. One thing is for sure. There are plenty of people out there willing to buy a nasty plastic nutsack and attach it to their trucks, so how far off the mark could a plastic vagina be?

-keep