It’s Saturday! While we were roaming the streets in downtown Portland, Maine, we came across this little bastard perched upon a parked car. I felt bad for the owner of the car because this bird wasn’t about to vacate his perch. And only a few cars over was a nice new Ford F150 that was plastered with bird shit. Yeah, I’m pretty sure it was him—just look at that smug bird-face.

-keep