It’s Sunday! Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads out there. This is your special day. I’m not a Dad, but if I were, I think I’d want the day to go something like this: I’d start it off with beef jerky and Yuengling beer for breakfast. My afternoon would be spent watching racing, car auctions, and all three Lord of the Rings movies. For dinner I’d have Geno’s East pizza fed to me by multiple strippers. At night there would be more movies, probably car related (Smokey & the Bandit, Mad Max, Corvette Summer, and the Mammoth Car episode of Speed Racer) along with the largest hot fudge sundae the world has ever seen, fed to me by more strippers.

Oh! And the kid. I’d probably see my kid!

-keep

Special Father’s Day collection of babes today… enjoy!